August 2012
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
July 2012
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nothing like a good american apparel t-shirt to make me feel huge in the size i don’t even normally wear
going back to playing starry sky and ignoring my unclean room and unregistered classes
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Watchcoffins-aintshit-tillyou-die:
omg
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Watchneyruto:
you are not prepared
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waverlys:
monica-geller:
i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming last ended up winning...
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my dad really pisses me off sometimes. every dad has some issues, but in particular he ignores when i request that he not waste his ~precious money~~ on certain foods that i don’t even eat in the first place.
he got snippy when he handed me a carton of ice cream and i said, “i can’t eat that, it’ll make me sick if it’s not lactose free.” he responded...
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